Lady, fifteen, ph.

my life choices are quite questionable but i regret nothing. too much tv. too much. but it's not enough. and i hate bird species.

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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Boo, you whore!

The Awesomes - Amy Poehler is Jaclyn Stone (x)

casscruff:

thessagray:

i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered  ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

incurablylazydevil:

forgiveness: Sherlock vs Mary

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL THE SHOW 

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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RF